- Me: And are you a Barnes and Noble member?
- Customer: 123-3456-6789
- In my head: It's a yes or no question! I am not ready for your phone number, I have to get to that screen!
- Me out loud: Can you repeat that?
Thank you for listening Starbucks.
Most baristas are like ugh pumpkin spice season again but I’m just here being thankful I don’t have to make any more fucking mocha cookie crumble frappuccinos
I am not judging you for getting soy milk, I’m groaning because it means I have to try and pour soy milk out of a box that was apparently designed to turn soy milk into a projectile.
Yes, ma’am. I know your latte doesn’t get whipped cream. This is a caramel frappuccino, though. It does. Your drink will be ready soon. Please stop yelling “No whip” at me every time you see me putting whipped cream on a drink that still isn’t yours.