This is Sempiternal!

C'est la Vie, La vie C'est merde That's life, life is shit
  • Me: And are you a Barnes and Noble member?
  • Customer: 123-3456-6789
  • In my head: It's a yes or no question! I am not ready for your phone number, I have to get to that screen!
  • Me out loud: Can you repeat that?

trentanegativity:

Most baristas are like ugh pumpkin spice season again but I’m just here being thankful I don’t have to make any more fucking mocha cookie crumble frappuccinos

notastarbucks:

LET’S PLAY BINGO! Inspired by its-mcdonalds-life's post.
First store to win gets a surprise!
Spoiler alert: The surprise is the realization that retail sucks and humanity as a whole is doomed. 

notastarbucks:

LET’S PLAY BINGO! Inspired by its-mcdonalds-life's post.

First store to win gets a surprise!

Spoiler alert: The surprise is the realization that retail sucks and humanity as a whole is doomed. 

cipritine:

I am not judging you for getting soy milk, I’m groaning because it means I have to try and pour soy milk out of a box that was apparently designed to turn soy milk into a projectile.

theanonymousalien:

Yes, ma’am. I know your latte doesn’t get whipped cream. This is a caramel frappuccino, though. It does. Your drink will be ready soon. Please stop yelling “No whip” at me every time you see me putting whipped cream on a drink that still isn’t yours.

kittensplaypenshop:

Kittens Playpen Custom Order Giveaway!

You can win your choice of the following..

  • -A custom made collar in any size!!
  • -A pair of custom animal ears!
  • -A custom tail!

All YOU have to do, is Reblog this post! 
No follows needed! :) 

Contest will end November 10th! 

Goodluck Everyone!

 

(via pleasingdaddy)

geeses:

I get really nervous using my cool stickers for things like what if I need this sticker later I won’t have it what will i do then

(via skeletal-princette)

flighttune:

Good evening. Welcome to the six o’clock news. I’m your anchor…

This man is an absolute genious, he is the true Punmaster

(Source: youslyraccoon, via spooky-fister)